Supernatural Designer is REAL!!!

Less than 5 years ago I discovered the science of Evolutionary Biology. Instead of an Intelligence existing beyond our universe having designed and created every single part pf every single organism on this planet, I was astounded to learn that all of life was most likely the product of the unguided forces of natural selection acting upon the variations produced by mutations, after the abiogenesis event. Although the theory itself never addresses the existence or intervention of a supernatural deity, it has become plain to me that such is not necessary to have produced everything we see in the natural world. Lately, I have been having second thoughts. There are some things that could only have been designed by a supernatural agent. The large intestines, for instance. In addition to providing the essential function of collating and removing waste and unnecessary material from the human body it also produces gaseous material that is discharged, often against the humans wishes, especially when said discharge will offend the olfactory senses of other humans in situations where said offences will have detrimental results. Worse, on some occasions the large intestines will involuntarily discharge its entire contents, with its associated gut-wrenching stench, while in the presence of other people, causing the human victim to desperately wish for immediate death. This is why I am entirely convinced of the large intestines having been designed by none other than Satan. -727Phoenix 22Nov2010