Thursday, February 18, 2016

Depressed as fuck!

How depressed is fuck? Is fuck more dysphoric than shit? I know that damn is melancholy compared to both fuck and shit. But how bad is fuck compared to the way I am now? More severe, probably because I know I'll probably feel better before the day is through.

I'm not sure exactly where Jesus Fucking Christ goes on the negative-feelings scale.

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Sunday, February 14, 2016

The Sky is Blue Because:

This post is for the precious few that know the earth is flat, not round, because I suspect you may be the only members of the general population that can accept the real reason the sky is blue.

Many years ago a giant paint factory exploded on the day they were making blue. No one has seen the stars during the day ever since. Soon the federal government is going to mandate the airlines install giant cleaning sponges on the top of all aircraft to wipe the paint off. The Air Force will get the spots they miss.


Now you know.  -Phx