Dinosaur discipline

Is Barney the Dinosaur still on? Don't know, don't care. But anyway, I'm just thinking. He'a a dinosaur. A therapod dinosaur, like the t.rex, allosaur, velociraptor and other killers. In a room full of small children. I'm sure they feed him just before filming for safety reasons. But if PBS wanted to expand its viewing demographic to include a large segment of the adult population then maybe on some days they'll only feed Barney half a meal before starting. The days that casting includes some petulant smart-mouth brat on the set. Can you imagine this, Barney devouring a troublemaker? It'll raise viewership, that's for damn sure. Hell I'd even watch it. And it may even have a positive impact on children's behavior everywhere, so they should try it. Or should have, if it's been cancelled.

Demonically possessed Teletubbies, with evil spirits looking through the squares in their bellies. Hmm. Jerry Falwell was spooked by the purple one, remember? Accused it of being gay? Yeah. Lemme think about this?..
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p.s. you know I'm joking, right? Right??