Be kind to those who carry you (idiot post)

Driving south on the way home from Tallahassee FL I saw something on the northbound lanes of the interstate that I thought was really cool. It was a huge multi-car accident less than 100 meters from the entrance to a cemetary. "Terry! Look at that!" I told my wife, "Whoever died in that wreck doesn't need to be carried far- the cemetary's right there! All they'd have to do is bring a shovel!" I don't know why, but Terry was offended ( '~') If you hafta die in a wreck, or from a heart attack, during a robbery or whatever, you really shoud check out next to a cemetary. Have polite consideration for those who're gonna carry you over there, you know? Unless you want to start up your own cemetary, be the first resident there. Work it out with the city beforehand.