Everyone in the apartment complex was ordered by management to cut down the rapidly growing vines around the dumpsters. I mean, rapidly! Like 6 inches every 5 minutes, with groups of us working in shifts to chop away as it grew. My former biochemistry professor was also there, muttering "goddamn geo-coprolitus!!" So that's what this is. The earth (geo) is pooping (coprolitus, verb form of coprolite). And now I can see the shitstains on the dumpster sides from the vine leaves as they pushed their way up. Our planet is now pooping and we are forced to clean it up. What sweet justice, right?!
Btw there's no such word as 'coprolitus.' Even in my dreams I make up the wierdest stuff!
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